Welcome to Bottomend!

somebody used to live here with the ape

Ape knew that she could trick you to come here. It was the ape, who kicked your ass with such a pride. It was the ape, who was hungry for love. Ape has been lonely here, it's just a plain dark place for such a colorful person. The law of Bottomend is that by reading this sentence, you get officially married to the ape. The wedding night is always the next night, in your dreams, where the ape can come freely. What wouldn't an ape do for some love, baby?